twist

blog post number 94: in which i mostly obsess about my hair.
but first things first…i got some new dance moves for the summah………


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ugh, brigitte bardot…you are why my hair is long…(also look at that coloring, shes all pink, gold and black)….
sadly, once it got to length, my hair could not be made into sexy bedtime ringlets like hers without a lot of persuasion…i get more of the pin straight jane birkin/heavy bangs look….which is not bad…

i dunno, i think i wanna cut it all off. perhaps just to spite all the time i put into it….and also its only april, but the sweat is already killing me….length = heat!…
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anyway, the other night we watched Class of 1984, which ben remembered watching on ABC as the daytime movie special when he was a kid….its this over the top horror film about punk gangs in high school. its trying REALLY hard to be Clockwork Orange (theres a scene where the main punk is whistling a cheery tune as he rapes this woman)…its ridiculous, and takes a bizarre revenge twist. i love when hollywood takes a crack at the teen scene.
and then Canadian band Teenage Head make a guest appearance as the punk pied pipers of teen violence…


and BABY micheal j. fox is in it…
and that would be the token punk chick, Patsy, licking his face. she had my eye the entire film…shes a summer influence…

yes, thats a shoelace tied underneath her bangs, marilyn monroe tank, short shorts, geometric leather, driving gloves and coca cola….and here: an
outrageous cave-lady/ruffled lizard leather outfit complete with cicciolina eyebrows….
and check the bangs….super tuff…i might have to go for the pink wash dye job…

and so, rather than cutting off all my hair, im settling for 1984 bangs/j.lo punk…note the unicorn glitter tattoo…SASSITUDE….

obsess…obsess…obsess…obsess…obsess…obsess…obsess…obsess…
here are some bonus pics of previously mentioned Cicciolina ( Miss. ilona Staller, Italian politician, porn star and former wife of jeff koons)
via wiki:

“While in office, before the outset of the Gulf War she offered to have sex with Saddam Hussein if he would release his foreign hostages…in April 2006 she made the same offer to Osama bin Laden.”
bad ass bitch….

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